Help I'm drowning in friendship speeches

Trying to explain why I'm a Kingdom Hearts fan is like trying to explain why I like watching foreign soap operas. I know it's a trainwreck, you know it's a trainwreck, but darn it, I just want to see where this crazy train derails. And maybe see if a couple of the passengers make it through to the end. It's one of those series that manages to be so dumb that it wraps around itself and becomes genuinely endearing.